Western Ski Bowl on Blue Bird Day. Hello Squaw Valley, California. |
First, decide if you are skiing on the East Coast or Out
West.
Then, follow the checklist accordingly & prepare:
Out West -- Brand-new shape skis, rad snowboards
East Coast -- Downhill skis from 1984 (which are taller
than the trees in the backyard)
Out West -- Well-ventilated, tree-proof helmet
East Coast -- Red Sox, scratchy-wool, knit ski-hat with
pom-pom your cat plays with from the “Random Warm Stuff” drawer in the basement
Out West -- Gortex, North Face, windproof, weatherproof,
breathable, black ski pants
East Coast -- Jeans
Out West –
Sunscreen, sunglasses
East Coast – Neck warmer,
face mask, goggle defogger, earmuffs, headband
Out West Phrase You Should Know—Could you put some
sunscreen on my face?
East Coast Phrase You Should Know -- I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.
Out West Lingo -- Rad, dude, shred, somebody stole, my
iPhone
East Coast Lingo -- Wicked, awesome, Schnapps
Out West Lunch -- $100 for chili, side salad and a
rehydrating, organic, raw Kombucha drink
East Coast Lunch -- $2 bucks for a Snickers and a glass of
free water
Out West If Stuck Upside Down in A Tree-Well Emergency
Item – Peeps, shovel, buddy-system
East Coast If Stuck Upside-Down in A Tree-Well Emergency
Item – What’s a tree well?
Out West -- Leave on Wednesday night to avoid 8 hour,
weekend ski traffic
East Coast -- Drive a few minutes, they’ll be another ski
hill around the corner
There we go!
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